> Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling'
> The Onion
> August 17, 2005
> KANSAS CITY, KS - As the debate over the teaching of evolution in
> public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum
> arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the
> Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the
> long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it
> with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.
> "Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational
> force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing
> them down,"
Wrong! We are being pushed down by the aliens from Planet 99. I sometimes
gasp at people's inability to grasp it.