"I met the most amazing San Francisco Muni Bus driver the other day. Let's
call him Ralph Kramden. (Not his real name). I took the bus to work. Ralph
was the driver. He and I chatted. Ralph wants to partition his Windows XP
hard drive, but XP won't let him. I suggested Linux. Did Ralph freak out?
Did he veer the bus into on-coming traffic? No, Ralph never flinched. He
wants to give it a try..."