__/ [Jeff Caird] on Sunday 15 January 2006 04:04 \__
> On 2006-01-14, M <ihatespam.0.a101888@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> Roy Schestowitz wrote:
>>
>>> __/ [Roy Schestowitz] on Saturday 14 January 2006 19:19 \__
>>>
>>>> __/ [Linønut] on Saturday 14 January 2006 19:00 \__
>>>>
>>>>> After takin' a swig o' grog, New Cultural Paradigm belched out this bit
>>>>> o' wisdom:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I heard that people who use linux get loads of pussy, because chicks
>>>>>> think they're really cool, and not at all pathetic and nerdy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is this true?
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes.
>>>>
>>>> Linux has all the necessary commands:
>>>
>>> look; gawk; talk; date; wine; unzip; strip; touch; finger; head; mount;
>>> fsck;
>>>
>>> more; yes; umount; sleep; leave;
>>
>> ROFL Excellent Roy!!
>>
>> Regards,
>>
>> M
>>
>
> slurp; suck; slurp
I haven't got slurp on SuSE, but I chose to omit 'strong' commands like
spray, arch, and ping.
Chauvinist joke I just thought of: what characterises the 'cycles' of female
Windows users? They need a patch every Tuesday, so require a reboot. They
also need to wipe every month due to malware.
Roy
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