Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> __/ [ John Bokma ] on Saturday 18 March 2006 02:16 \__
>> Jerry Stuckle <jstucklex@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>> Pick me! Pick me! I have three decades of experience as a
>> That's nothing, I inherited the business from my grandfather. Being a
>> webmaster is an old family tradition that goes back centuries in our
>> family :-)
>> Our secret?
>> Even our pets master the web:
>> Look at that: accessible, correct usage of semantic mark up, natural
>> colors, etc.
> Webmaster Selection 101: Never choose a Webmaster with a tarantula. It
> will sting you in the rear a few months down the line.
Tarantulas don't sting. Those things are called "nipples". So basically we
have webmasters that use their nipples in the construction of the web :-D.
John Experienced (web) developer: http://castleamber.com/
Textpad quick reference card (pdf): http://johnbokma.com/textpad/