__/ [ [H]omer ] on Tuesday 05 September 2006 21:21 \__
> Top Ten things you'd rather do than use Windows
>
> In reverse order...
>
> 10. Watch paint dry ... then do the top coat ... and watch it again
> 9. Attend an Insurance conference in Milton Keynes
> 8. Having Root Canal done (thanks Kier) ... in every one of your teeth
> 7. Walk naked into a Gay Karaoke bar and sing "I Should Be So Lucky"
> 6. Drink 30 pints of beer, then spend 3 days with your head in a toilet
> 5. Be pierced in the heart by a Stingray
> 4. Crash in the Andes, then cannibalise your dead friends to survive
> 3. Watch your house and contents burn to the ground
> 2. Be eaten alive by zombies
Oh. So you're using Windows _after all_. Still, better than _becoming_ a
zombie.
> And at number one ...
>
> 1. Watch Ballmer do the "MonkeyBoy", while he screams like a girl
The remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMaAK6D0Hog
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