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Re: Microsoft's New OS Records Brain Waves Of Users

  • Subject: Re: Microsoft's New OS Records Brain Waves Of Users
  • From: Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:33:04 +0100
  • Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy
  • Organization: schestowitz.com / ISBE, Manchester University / ITS / Netscape / MCC
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__/ [ spike1@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ] on Monday 04 September 2006 23:17 \__

> Bobbie <bobbie4R3MOV3TH1S@xxxxxxx> did eloquently scribble:
>> On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 17:19:48 -0500, Tattoo Vampire wrote:
> 
>>> Tony Sivori wrote:
>>> 
>>>> "This unique feature is called the "Neural Collector" although Microsoft
>>>> technicians have nicknamed it the "brain sucker" because of its
>>>> extraordinary ability to gather the thoughts and general neural activity
>>>> of Vista users."
>>> 
>>> So essentially they're going to have this huge collection of flatlines...
> 
>> That could work to our benefit though. Maybe if enough Microsoft user were
>> to login to the Microsoft servers at the same time there would be such a
>> negative outflow of intelligence that Microsoft would shrivel and die just
>> like Fry's brain slug.
> 
> The poor thing... Starved to death.

Worse than Bender sobering himself up (almost) to death...

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