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Re: [News] DBA: Ignorance is Not Bliss

__/ [ [H]omer ] on Sunday 14 January 2007 12:55 \__

> Roy Schestowitz wrote:
> 
>>     How to fix your Windows Application when it doesn?t work:
> 
>>            (6) Dance naked around the machine, waving a rubber chicken
> 
> Damn, nobody gave me the "rubber chicken" tip before.

Word on the street is, it doesn't work. Enter a conditional statement under
(6): if you are a horoscope-following, knock-on-wood quack.

I have seen people who knock on their hardware hoping it would resolve
software-related issues.

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