__/ [ flyer ] on Friday 01 June 2007 10:37 \__
> In article <1tr3j4-ajc.ln1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
> ewill@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx says...
>> I like this guy. :-)
>>
>>
http://pogue.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/05/31/much-ado-about-microsofts-surface-computer/
>>
>> It was just about the strangest call Iâ??d ever
>> received from Microsoft. â??We have a new product
>
> Huh? When is a call from MS NOT strange??
>
>
> New Surface Computer:
>
> Security - Now you can fully bug any surface. Brought to you by a company
> who could bug the RAID corporation to a state of complete infestation.
>
> Painters - Got some paint stripping to do? Well just hold the new Surface
> Computer against that old door and viruses will dissolve all old oil base
> layers fast.
>
> Appropriateness - Need to demonstrate some? Simply glue the surface
> computer to the surface of your ass. Done Deal.
I can't wait to see some Blue Tables of Death in hotels.
"Dude, reboot that table...."
"Sorry, Sir, you cannot sit here. This table is infected..."
Zombie tables, anyone?
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