Homer wrote:
> Verily I say unto thee, that Roy Schestowitz spake thusly:
>
>> Lawyers want Windows Update used to push 'Vista Capable' lawsuit
>> notices
>
> "You've got ... class action."
>
> To: Valued Microsoft Customers
> From: Microsoft
> Subject: Sorry, we lied. Vista is *not* "capable".
>
> Greetins,
>
> I am Chief Mubambo Chitiwanga, who act for Microsoft to say sorry on
> behave of them for Vista. Vista suck, we know, but we need for money
> so we say it "capable" and bribe many OEM for "recommendation". Then
> our valued customers feel sad and go to justice for money back, plus
> they wish for punishing too, and soon I go to gwantanemo for stoning
> and bites by rabid dogs. I sacrifise much for my beloved company.
>
> Now we give you opertunity for punishing us, by call to freephone or
> writting letter, so you can join our action. First to join we need a
> deposit of $100 for admin fees and registrashion, then we send you a
> letter of joining and note for money from our fund. To claim this by
> person in court you might want to give evidense of how bad Vista is,
> and express sadnes about your feeling of dissapointment in your loss
> of good softwares from us, if main head of justice say you to speak.
> Also please send recent fax of passport and credit card for prooving
> identity to us as real customer of Vista along with wire transfer of
> this $100 to Western Union, so we can prossess the aplication quick.
>
> We give you KB artical on our Website for you referense:
>
> http://support.micrsoft.com/kb/410221 (Vista Sucks - Update).
>
> We push this update by stealth to you PC in nighttime while you sleep
> so not disturbe you, and ready for infesting during early morning, as
> you drink coffee and breakfast. It has many good inspirashion for any
> points you need to sue us, so please understand carefully and read.
>
> Deploying is ottomatic and spreading fast to other valued customers I
> get to click on link, so soon you have big family of freinds to help,
> and all together you can sue us. Is nice and friendy.
>
> Thanks you valued customer for support during this time.
>
> Best,
>
> Chief Mubambo Chitiwanga
> Microsoft
heh!
I'm with you cola lusers on this one. "Vista Capable" was false advertising
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