The [H]omer award for COLA Advocate of the Week:
Nerdwizard <nerdwizard@xxxxxxxxxx>
(On what truly motivates Microsoft to enter the Third World Market)
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| Poor people and poor nations are grabbing their chance to become
| technologically competitive, as this is their one opportunity to
| become self reliant, in a new trading market on the Internet.
|
| Linux lowered the entry fee so they can join in. Microsoft profits
| naught, but is drooling to go there, angry at the loss of the
| opportunity to further it's "protection Racket" cartel in concert
| with the many 'Trusted Partners" who all prosper from the "114,000
| Microsoft Virus and Malware Definitions".
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ngstats.pl version 1.22
Written by Roy Culley.
Contributions from Mark Kent.
Modifications by [H]omer, 2007.
This report covers 2002 articles received by this system to
newsgroup comp.os.linux.advocacy [1]
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Toplist of Posters
Pos Poster Msgs Bytes Quoted
1. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 408 799974 13%
2. Linonut <linonut@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> 114 91840 54%
3. DooFuS - Moronic Fascist 109 120665 63%
4. flyer <flyer@xxxxxxxxx> 103 93814 58%
5. [H]omer <spam@xxxxxxx> 84 101598 28%
6. Tim 'Funkenbusch Wannabee' Smith 81 61903 40%
7. John Bailo <jabailo@xxxxxxxxxx> 72 39535 51%
8. The Ghost In The Machine <ewill@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 67 147715 41%
9. chrisv <chrisv@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 60 27320 65%
Ewik FUDenbusch 60 118651 58%
11. thad05@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 53 74518 21%
12. AB <fardblossom@xxxxxxxxx> 50 67012 55%
13. Jim Richardson <warlock@xxxxxxxxxx> 44 110411 69%
14. Kier <vallon@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> 43 63790 67%
15. Peter Köhlmann <Peter.Koehlmann@xxxxxxxxxxx> 40 57570 66%
16. 7 <website_has_email@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 35 27722 49%
amicus_curious - TROLL 35 62328 52%
18. Larry 'Msg-ID Larry' Qualig - Vile MS Shill 34 75034 59%
19. nessuno@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <nessuno@xxxxxxxxxx 26 23584 25%
20. Mark Kent <mark.kent@xxxxxxxxxxx> 24 785188 1%
21. William Poaster <wp@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 23 39972 78%
22. BearItAll <spam@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> 19 41912 38%
23. spike1@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 18 10009 60%
OK - MS Apologist and Liar 18 26881 75%
Doug Mentohl <doug_mentohl@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> 18 18142 8%
26. Geico Caveman <spammers-go-here@xxxxxxxxxxxx> 14 11382 39%
27. Tom Shelton <tom_shelton@xxxxxxxxxxx> 12 14142 53%
Nerdwizard <nerdwizard@xxxxxxxxxx> 12 22889 44%
29. linux-sux - WinTard TROLL 10 4537 0%
Jeff_Relf - .Net k00k 10 8546 0%
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Toplist of Subjects
Pos Subject Msgs Bytes
1. Wal-Mart to begin selling Dell PCs 59 68715
[News] [Rival] Steve Ballmer: Some Things Should O 59 59635
3. My "Tipping Point" 50 55154
[News] [OSS] OOXML (Monopoly Enabler) Faces Very S 50 162619
5. Roy Culley = Robert Parsonage = Arsehole nymshifti 48 48562
6. Something new for Linux/OSS morons to criticize, t 42 39200
7. Is There Any Point Arguing Any More? 36 32853
8. [News] [Roy Lying Again] Tux500 (Linux at the Indy 34 86139
9. Execs get bitten by Redmond crapware 27 23265
10. MS suppressed report .. 23 25050
11. Dell's New Linux Website 22 22061
Running PCLOS w/Beryl 22 24705
13. [News] [Linux] Suspend to RAM and Disk in Linux Di 21 19564
One more month and Vista is the #2 OS on the plane 21 23496
Vista and MS must lose now 21 33327
16. More Evidence Robert Parsonage = Roy Culley 20 47041
17. Microsoft For Sale? 18 18050
18. Sometimes Linux Amazes Me 17 23599
19. XBASIC is new Basic for Linux 16 31211
Microsoft Office Annoyances 16 43521
21. [News] [Linux] Buying GNU/Linux PC DOES Save Money 15 13600
PCLinuxOS coolness 15 11888
Open Source Sucks (Linux sucks) 15 10007
Does COLA Mirror Digg.com ? ? ? ? 15 11859
25. PCLinuxOS A Real Stinker. 14 22171
26. Novell reports: Linux up 83% 13 6104
[Old]The **Suppressed** Bloor Report - MS Pukes *Y 13 17730
Munich's KDE Desktops Usability Certified 13 17002
29. [News] [Linux] Linus Torvalds Says Solaris is C**p 12 11314
[Rival] Steve Ballmer: Some Things Should Only Wor 12 12302
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Toplist of Most Replied To Posters
Pos Poster Msgs
1. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 130
2. Ewik FUDenbusch 78
3. DooFuS - Moronic Fascist 76
4. Linonut <linonut@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> 73
5. [H]omer <spam@xxxxxxx> 65
6. John Bailo <jabailo@xxxxxxxxxx> 49
7. The Ghost In The Machine <ewill@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 38
8. flyer <flyer@xxxxxxxxx> 37
9. chrisv <chrisv@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 36
thad05@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 36
Kier <vallon@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> 36
12. Peter Köhlmann <Peter.Koehlmann@xxxxxxxxxxx> 34
13. AB <fardblossom@xxxxxxxxx> 32
14. Jim Richardson <warlock@xxxxxxxxxx> 31
15. Tim 'Funkenbusch Wannabee' Smith 30
16. OK - MS Apologist and Liar 26
17. nessuno@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <nessuno@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 23
amicus_curious - TROLL 23
19. Doug Mentohl <doug_mentohl@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> 20
20. BearItAll <spam@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> 19
21. Nerdwizard <nerdwizard@xxxxxxxxxx> 17
22. Richard Rasker <spamtrap@xxxxxxxxxx> 14
23. Tom Shelton <tom_shelton@xxxxxxxxxxx> 13
7 <website_has_email@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 13
Mark Kent <mark.kent@xxxxxxxxxxx> 13
spike1@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 13
27. Geico Caveman <spammers-go-here@xxxxxxxxxxxx> 12
linux-sux - WinTard TROLL 12
29. Jeff_Relf - .Net k00k 10
30. William Poaster <wp@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 9
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Toplist of Troll Feeders [2]
Pos Poster Msgs %
1. Linonut <linonut@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> 44 39
2. thad05@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 25 47
3. Jim Richardson <warlock@xxxxxxxxxx> 23 52
4. The Ghost In The Machine <ewill@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 15 22
AB <fardblossom@xxxxxxxxx> 15 30
6. Peter Köhlmann <Peter.Koehlmann@xxxxxxxxxxx> 13 33
John Bailo <jabailo@xxxxxxxxxx> 13 18
8. Tim 'Funkenbusch Wannabee' Smith 10 12
chrisv <chrisv@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 10 17
10. Kier <vallon@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> 8 19
11. 7 <website_has_email@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 7 20
12. bugbuster <bugbuster@xxxxxxxxxxx> 5 100
DooFuS - Moronic Fascist 5 5
Doug Mentohl <doug_mentohl@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> 5 28
15. Peter Kai Jensen <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 4 80
spike1@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 4 22
Dean G. <dguttadauro@xxxxxxxx> 4 44
18. Ian Hilliard <nospam@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 3 60
Geico Caveman <spammers-go-here@xxxxxxxxxxxx> 3 21
BearItAll <spam@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> 3 16
OK - MS Apologist and Liar 3 17
nessuno@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <nessuno@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 3 12
Thufir <hawat.thufir@xxxxxxxxx> 3 38
Ewik FUDenbusch 3 5
25. Tom Shelton <tom_shelton@xxxxxxxxxxx> 2 17
Ramon F Herrera <ramon@xxxxxxxxxxx> 2 67
dApUnkA <dapunka@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 2 22
owl <owl@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 2 50
cc - Shifty MS Apologist 2 25
John Locke <johnlocke98513@xxxxxxxxxxx> 2 22
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Toplist of 'Quality' Posters [3]
Pos Poster Index
1. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 141
2. Mark Kent <mark.kent@xxxxxxxxxxx> 77
Nerdwizard <nerdwizard@xxxxxxxxxx> 77
4. flyer <flyer@xxxxxxxxx> 76
5. [H]omer <spam@xxxxxxx> 72
Doug Mentohl <doug_mentohl@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> 72
7. Tom Shelton <tom_shelton@xxxxxxxxxxx> 66
8. nessuno@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <nessuno@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 63
nessuno@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <nessuno@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 63
10. ray <ray@xxxxxxxxxx> 62
11. William Poaster <wp@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 59
12. 7 <website_has_email@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 58
The Ghost In The Machine <ewill@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 58
14. BearItAll <spam@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> 57
15. Geico Caveman <spammers-go-here@xxxxxxxxxxxx> 55
chrisv <chrisv@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 55
17. Linonut <linonut@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> 52
18. Rex Ballard <rex.ballard@xxxxxxxxx> 51
Navid Shakibapour <navid.shakibapour@xxxxxxxxx> 51
20. Greg Cox <gregc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 50
spike1@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 50
AB <fardblossom@xxxxxxxxx> 50
thad05@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 50
Kier <vallon@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> 50
25. Peter Köhlmann <Peter.Koehlmann@xxxxxxxxxxx> 43
Manny <manny@xxxxxxxxxxx> 43
27. dApUnkA <dapunka@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 40
John Locke <johnlocke98513@xxxxxxxxxxx> 40
29. Jim Richardson <warlock@xxxxxxxxxx> 35
30. Thufir <hawat.thufir@xxxxxxxxx> 32
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Toplist of X-No-Archive Posters
Pos Poster Msgs
1. flatfish - Mental-Ward Escapee 10
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Toplist of Newsreaders
Pos Newsreader Msgs
1. KNode 597
2. slrn 327
3. G2/1.0 202
4. Microsoft Outlook Express 158
5. Mozilla 150
6. Pan 111
7. MicroPlanet-Gravity/2.70.2067 103
8. tin 76
9. Forte Agent 70
10. MT-NewsWatcher/3.5.1 (Intel Mac OS X) 68
11. 40tude_Dialog 60
12. Thunderbird 27
13. pan 0.120 (Plate of Shrimp) 15
14. MicroPlanet-Gravity/2.70.2061 8
15. Sylpheed 4
16. Unison/1.7.9 3
17. Claws Mail 2.8.1 (GTK+ 2.10.11; i486-pc-linux-gnu) 2
Xnews 2
knews 2
20. VSoup v1.2.9.48Beta [OS/2] 1
COLA Stats Engine 1
Microhard Lookout 1
Yo Ding Dong Man, Ding Dong, Ding Dong Yo 1
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[1]: Posts via mail to news gateways are dropped by this server
and hence not included in the stats.
Other attention seeking posters may not appear as well.
[2]: Troll feeder %'age is (troll feeding posts / total posts) * 100
[3]: The poster 'quality' stats is based on:
a) quoting: 100 - %'age quoted
b) cross-posting: 100 - %'age cross-posted
c) number of direct followups posters articles get
d) troll feeding: 100 - 2.0 * %'age troll followups
e) 75 deducted for known trolls
f) for the humour impaired the quotes around 'quality'
are intended to convey they are not to be taken too
seriously :-)
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K.
http://slated.org
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