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Re: (for your enjoyment) Fortune Flatfish

flatfish wrote:
On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:46:00 -0500, Linonut <linonut@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>

* Ben Miller-Jacobson fired off this tart reply:

To install it (assuming you already have fortune, as you probably do), just copy the two files linked to below into whatever folder fortune uses (for me, it /usr/share/games/fortune).



To run it, just type "fortune flatfish" into the terminal.

If it doesn't work, make a link to the file called "flatfish" in the same folder, and rename the link to "flatfish.u8"
As flatfish's attorney, I inform you that you owe the flatfish some

Yours Truly
No fortunes found

(Oops, I'm on two machines at once, installed on the other machine.)

I've had a band mention flatfish and Linux in one of their songs.
I'll be dammed if I can find it though.

Also I once won "troll of the year" for my "Stump Maple Products"
To this day it was one of my finest works!

I had Linux kooks phoning all over Vermont trying to find the Stumps!

That _is_ a level of subtlety well beyond what you usually employ.


You might want to try scam baiting. In case you haven't heard of it, it where you respond to email scams and keep them busy for months, wasting the scammer's time and money and getting them do ridiculous, like send you a picture of them holding a sign with an immature, trollish message on it. The more elaborate, the better.

Google it.

If it looks interesting, why not give it a try? You might like it, and if you end up liking it, you might troll here less.

Random Flatfish Nym:

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