____/ [H]omer on Friday 11 January 2008 03:04 : \____
> Verily I say unto thee, that Martha Adams spake thusly:
>
>> There's an interesting thread here titled, "RIAA: It's 'Ilegal' to
>> Rip Your Own CD's to Your Own Computer." I think this topic reaches
>> very much farther than the current discussion. Namely, it offers a
>> plausible model for why SETI hasn't found anything. It is because,
>> advanced cultures lock-in, stop changing, and decay.
>
> I have another theory.
>
> The aliens have, in fact, already arrived.
>
> Years ago, a primitive species from another galaxy, covertly colonised
> our planet, and we didn't notice. The reason we didn't notice was that
> these invaders were actually microscopic viruses, transported to Earth
> in a meteorite shower.
>
> As with all viral entities, these aliens had but one goal ... complete
> assimilation of the "host", i.e. *us*. The infected hosts exhibited an
> equal propensity for assimilation, and so the infection spread rapidly
> throughout the world, creating generations of ever-more mutated human/
> alien hybrids.
>
> Outwardly, there is nothing to distinguish these mutants from ordinary
> people, other than their voracious appetite for assimilation, and also
> a rather unnerving tendency to extend their tongues in preparation for
> the assimilation process; actually a proboscis that injects the victim
> with the viral agent. If you're unfortunate enough to actually witness
> this grotesque ritual, then I am afraid it is already too late. By the
> time you hear the words "more must rise", you've been assimilated.
>
> Although it may be impossible to know how many have been infected, the
> more prolific aliens have been identified through their indiscretion.
>
> This is a rare photograph of one such alien, undergoing transformation
> in preparation for assimilation:
>
> http://media.slated.org/albums/userpics/ballmer-assimilation.png
>
> Good luck, and remember ... beware the tongue.
SETI@Tongue
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