__/ [ Larry Qualig ] on Tuesday 16 May 2006 17:19 \__
> Roy Schestowitz wrote:
>> __/ [ nessuno@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ] on Tuesday 16 May 2006 15:52 \__
>> > Like the one on the smiley face?
>> That one with emoticons was a classic. Let me find it...
>> ,----[ Quote ]
>> | Microsoft frowned at for smiley patent
>> | A software patent filed by Microsoft in the US has been described
>> | as 'very dangerous'
>> Amazon are yet to top that ludicrous stuff. They have come close, but no
> You guys are complete amateurs when it comes to this whole ludicrous
> patent thing. Move up to the big-leagues... run with the big-dogs. Live
> and learn boys - Here is the patent that tops all other patents.
> Title: Full body teleportation system
> Abstract: A pulsed gravitational wave wormhole generator system that
> teleports a human being through hyperspace from one location to
> (PS - I'm working on a similar idea but my approach uses a
> Flux-capacitor, 2.1 jiga-watts of electricity and a DeLorean sports
Sorry, Larry. I have a better (and -- disturbingly enough -- genuine)
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